Alert from Donald Rumsfeld
[ Home ] [ About us ] [ Alphabetical archive ] [ Archeology ] [ Author submission screen ] [ Book reviews ] [ Canoeing ] [ correspondents ] [ date archive ] [ East Midlands ] [ Economics ] [ Education ] [ Environment ] [ Feminisim ] [ Fresh ] [ Geology ] [ Health ] [ hit counts ] [ House swaps ] [ Jokes ] [ iLinks ] [ Love ] [ Media ] [ Obituaries ] [ Paleontology ] [ Past thoughts ] [ Politics ] [ Poetry ] [ Quotes ] [ Religion ] [ Sex ] [ Site Awards ] [ Smartertimes past ] [ Spain ] [ Trade Unions ]

You have reached iGreens.org.uk.  In December 2006 we moved to iGreens.org with faster servers and discussion boards.  Click here to follow us.  

[ Home ] [ Up ]

Dear Sir,

Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office.

Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found anywhere. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. 

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.

Donald Rumsfeld. Secretary of Defense. United States of America

 

[ Home ] [ Up ]

You have reached iGreens.org.uk.  In December 2006 we moved to iGreens.org with faster servers and discussion boards.  Click here to follow us.  

Send mail to enquiries@igreens.org.uk  with questions or comments about this web site.
Last modified: November 12, 2006