(You've got to be British to fully understand this.)

...And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man would live long and healthy lives.

But Satan created McDonalds. And McDonalds brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And McDonalds said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Supersize 'em, and fry 'em in cholesterol."

And Man gained pounds.

 And God said, "Try my crispy green salad."

But Satan created ice cream. And Man gained pounds.

And God said, "Verily I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."

But Satan created chicken-fried steak so big it needeth its own platter.

And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol did soar through the roof.

 And God brought forth running shoes, and Man did resolve to lose those extra pounds.

 But Satan created cable TV with remote control so Man did not have to toil to change channels between Sports Channel 1 and Sports Channel 2.   So Man watched others exercise and Man gained pounds.

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan created deep-fried potatoes, called potato chips, and sour cream dip. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And verily it tasted good but Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

But Satan ran the NHS.

iGreen note

This is an iConservative joke which got here by mistake.  To read more about the problems with the NHS click here