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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died:
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible."
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: "So what happened?
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack
and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd
both still be alive
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