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REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH

* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.

* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.

* If there's a war you can surrender really early.

* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.

* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.

* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.

* You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.

* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

PROTEST PERRIER; BAN EVIAN Angry members of Congress threaten to crack down on imports of French bottle water and wine in retribution for France's position on Iraq... House Speaker Hastert also considering whether the United States should require 'bright orange warning labels' on French wines that are clarified with bovine blood... Developing...

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